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i started making puns about bees to my roommate,

he told me i had to move out

i told him to stop pollen-hating  

Posted 5 days ago

geminiio:

i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened. 

Posted 5 days ago

one of the great ballads of our time……

(Source: Spotify)

Posted 5 days ago
Kill a hipster, save your hood
watsky
Posted 5 days ago

college is bullshit.

Posted 5 days ago

my book finally got here!

Posted 6 days ago

when you look up a government professor’s bio, and he was a marine. the idealism in my paper is about to get fucked by the long dick of the military-industrial complex.

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Obi-wan is basically the star wars Ron Swanson 

(Source: skywlker)

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UMKC season opener

andnuclearwar:

is basically like…

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and D7 is killing it!

Posted 1 week ago