when i bum someone a smoke and they take out the filter i consider it a subtle show of dominance.
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
you like them because you haven’t played monopoly with them yet….
If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you
I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.
Except you are so daft, it’s not even remotely amusing.
The USB key was essentially developed by a computer whiz to store data, information and other software in a mobile source from one computer to the other. The slasher you see up there was created to cut open solid objects like boxes, ropes, etc but to also carve and slice inanimate objects. The lighter you see up there was made for cigarettes. The first three objects have domestic, legitimate use.
The gun, in contrast, has no other domestic objectives and usage. It was specifically made to kill. That is all. Kill. You don’t use a gun to store software programs, you don’t use a gun to peel an orange, you don’t use a gun to light a cigarette up. You use a gun to kill.
Try another comparison. Stop embarrassing yourselves.
APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA
NAH MAN IT’S A THIRD DEGREE BURN HERE THE PERSON NEEDS A SKIN GRAPH
or you could look at what it actually says which is don;t cause CRIME. for instance guns being used in self defense or for hunting purposes. the point of this ad is supposed to be that we should be focusing on the minds of the people behind violence and crime rather than on the tools used. you don’t have to agree with the argument but they havent tried to say guns are used for other things than killing. their point with the ad is if you put a gun, a lighter, or a knife a table it doesnt get up and start setting things on fire, knifing, or shooting people. it does that when someone picks it up and makes a decision. you not agreeing with an argument doesnt make it a logical trainwreck. also tumblr had some posts flying around last week about the mental instability of people behind school shootings. which is what this article highlights. don’t be a blind reblogger, find the difference between an argument you don’t agree with and arguments that dont make sense.
when i was at my secondary school this is what we did to celebrate the school’s 420th birthday
Pretty sure America wasn’t even settled 420 years ago since that would be the 1500s.
oh sorry i totally forgot what country i lived in for a second i wasn’t aware i’d said in that post about being in the USA
haha 4-20 blaze it
Test Your Vocabulary: how many words do you know?
Most Native English adult speakers who have taken the test fall in the range 20,000–35,000 words. And for foreign learners of English, we’ve found that the most common vocabulary size is from 2,500–9,000 words.
I scored 21,500 FUCK YES